6.30 Dish Nation
7.00 Two and a Half Men
As the wedding between Alan's ex-wife, Judith, and her boyfriend, Herb, is drawing near, Charlie becomes close friends with Herb's acid-tongued sister after they discover that they both share a common bond, their mutual dislike for Judith.
7.30 Two and a Half Men
Charlie's conquest Cindy often showers at his place after surfing, allowing Jake to catch a glimpse of her butterfly tattoo which he later recreates in a drawing at school, much to the chagrin of Judith who is hiding an intriguing secret of her own.
Dr. House's team desperately searches for an answer to a medical mystery after Foreman begins to exhibit the same symptoms as their patient, a wounded police officer who is suffering from uncontrollable fits of giddiness.
Forman attempts to make peace with his father and Cameron as he continues to exhibit more symptoms of the mysterious disease that killed the team's patient; House contemplates attempting a dangerous brain biopsy on Foreman.
10.00 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Charlie, Dennis and Mac try to take advantage of soaring fuel prices by selling gasoline door-to-door; Dee and Frank attempt to regain the family fortune by linking terrorism to Bruce's contributions to a Muslim community center.
Ross can't seem to prevent one of his sneaky co-workers from continuing to steal his beloved sandwiches from the company fridge, and he ends up getting sent to anger management classes when he lets his temper get the best of him.