6.30 Dish Nation
7.00 Two and a Half Men
To deal with his insomnia, Alan goes for a midnight run on the beach, but is arrested after he is mistaken for an escaped convict; Charlie pursues Jake's girlfriend's mom, breaking a promise he had made to his nephew, causing Jake to retaliate.
7.30 Two and a Half Men
Charlie's new girlfriend is more than understanding of his lifestyle, but when she realizes that Rose is continually stalking Charlie, she decides that she just can't handle the relationship at this point in her life any longer.
8.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Detectives Stabler and Beck (Connie Nielsen) are faced with a difficult decision when they attempt to bring in a rapist who makes a habit of attacking his victims repeatedly, and Dr. George Huang believes the man only has one motive for his crimes.
9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Detective Olivia Benson is asked to help investigate a case involving her half-brother, Simon Marsden; she participates in order to prove his innocence and to save her career, but she discovers dark family secrets as the investigation progresses.
10.00 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Dee is doing some retail shopping when she learns that a former sidekick from high school has since become attractive and a business owner, which inspires each member of the gang to try and break into the world of fashion design.
Ross and Emily go over the guest list for their upcoming wedding ceremony and neither can agree on whether to invite Rachel; the gang discusses Ross and Rachel's history together before Monica gives her roommate a shoulder to cry upon.