6.00 The Middle
The Heck's trashy neighbor accuses Frankie of stealing her hose; Sue looks at Mike's paycheck and is stunned by how little he makes, so she calls off her first official trip as school mascot to save money; Axl explains sex in detail to Brick.
6.30 The Middle
Brick is tired of being forced to accompany Frankie on her weekend errands and pleads to stay home alone; Mike is torn over how to deal with Sue's friend, who insults her; Axl attempts to grow a beard like the rest of his teammates.
7.00 Two and a Half Men
When Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, he does not receive the response he had expected, causing him to not only seek therapy from Dr. Freeman, but also to go to extraordinary lengths to get back control of the relationship.
7.30 Two and a Half Men
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella even though her Satan-worshiping is becoming more apparent; Isabella seemingly places curses on both Charlie and Alan, and begins pursuing Jake until someone unexpected scares her away.
8.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Detectives Goren and Eames attend a costume ball that is being thrown for members of a mysterious and morbidly obsessive secret society that is known as the "crypt club," but eerie circumstances are not the only thing they encounter there.
9.00 Law & Order: Criminal Intent
The violent death of a corrections officer catches the attention of the Major Case Squad, which sends forth its investigators in order to better understand the circumstances of a brutally corrupted system that allows the abuse of prisoners.
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Detective Benson goes undercover to find a rapist who finds his prey through a dating service; a woman drinks herself into a coma in an effort to avoid taking the stand against her new husband, who is accused of being a serial rapist.