7.00 Two And A Half Men
Amidst Alan and Judith's divorce settlement procedures, Charlie begins a secret sexual relationship with unknowing Alan's sultry attorney; Charlie's involvement in the divorce utterly backfires, leaving flabbergasted Alan to wonder what happened.
7.30 Mike & Molly
Mike decides that he's going to surprise Molly for her birthday, but his plans suddenly go awry when he accidentally eats some psychedelic gelato made by Victoria's friend Tom, and begins to severely hallucinate throughout the day.
Booth realizes that the latest murder investigation has more suspects than expected when he catches a CIA agent clearing the remains from an A/C unit; Booth and Brennan second-guess their relationship; Booth seeks advice from an old military friend.
Brennan finds herself overly attached to the body of a brilliant surgeon found murdered in a rough neighborhood, and her unique perspective proves key in solving the case; Brennan makes a discovery about herself and learns to take a chance.
10.00 Mike & Molly
Mike begins renovating the basement into a living area for him and Molly to live in, but the construction work is more than he or his facial hair can possibly handle; Carl invites Samuel to come live with him as a roommate.
10.30 Two And A Half Men
Jake is sent to the self-confessed inept child psychologist after Judith convinces Alan that their son needs to go because all of the other children of divorced parents attend therapy; chafed Charlie realizes that Alan is a destructive sleepwalker.