6.30 Dish Nation
7.00 Two and a Half Men
In a drunken stupor, an ex-girlfriend shows up on Charlie's doorstep while Chelsea is out of town, and passes out in Charlie's bedroom; Alan and Jake help Charlie move the body in a hurry, as Chelsea says she's returning earlier than expected.
7.30 Two and a Half Men
Alan becomes enraged when he realizes that the main reason for his life-long poor self-esteem is due to the fact that Charlie planted a stolen toy on him as a joke when they were children, for which he was then harshly punished.
Don and his FBI team hunt for a serial rapist who appears to be using the authority of his police uniform to ensnare all of his victims, and time appears to be against them as they try to stop him before he strikes again.
As the team works on taking down an inner-city methamphetamine lab, Don's acute FBI instinct leads to the arrest of a bystander at the same location whose apprehension uncovers an underground insurgent operation.
10.00 It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
While on a crusade to bring down gay marriage, Mac goes to extreme measures in order to promote the traditional definition of marriage, while the rest of the gang discovers the benefits that marital bliss can afford them.
Ross bleaches his teeth in preparation for a date with one of his sister's coworkers, but he is horrified to discover that his shiny new chompers glow in the dark; Rachel's coworkers believe that she has had a tryst with Ralph Lauren.