6.00 The Middle
Realizing they've been neglecting family time, Frankie and Mike make plans to take the kids camping before school starts, but memories of a disastrous honeymoon ruined by a former acquaintance named Nicky return to terrorize Mike.
6.30 The Middle
Frankie and Mike's plans to get away and enjoy a romantic evening on their anniversary are thwarted by Brick's sudden illness, Sue's lovesickness, Axl's new learner's permit, and a pair of crazy aunts with a diaper-wearing dog.
7.00 Two and a Half Men
After Jake repeats Charlie's questionable off-hand remarks to Judith, she and her divorced women's group decide that he shouldn't spend time at Charlie's any longer; Alan fails to convince the women otherwise, but Charlie succeeds via his charisma.
7.30 Two and a Half Men
Alan finds himself forced into taking care of Judith's baby when his ex-mother-in-law becomes tipsy; Jake is the only person that knows about Charlie accidentally running over Chelsea's cat, and sees it as an opportunity to blackmail him.
The team treats an underage, homeless patient, who confesses she ran away from her drug addict mother, but when her symptoms worsen and she needs surgery, House and Adams argue over whether or not to contact social services.
When a violent incident involving a patient has consequences for one staff member, the team is placed under review by Foreman's former mentor who must weigh the team's unconventional brand of collaboration against their ability to save lives.
10.00 Law & Order Special Victims Unit
Stabler attempts to determine whether a death row inmate was the perpetrator of a murder in which a killer was never identified, but the prisoner's impending death sentence threatens to keep the case from being resolved.